18.02.2009 в 20:08

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Надмозги, ААААААААААААААА

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18.02.2009 в 22:06

Сельва

Ты этого не знаааешь?!!

1) Can You hear me?.. - Ты можешь меня здесь?...
2) Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель
3) Manicure - Деньги лечат
4) I`m just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп
5) I have been there - У меня там фасоль
6) God only knows - Единственный нос бога
7) We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны
8) You feel alright - Ты справа всех чувствуешь
9) Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Купи купи ребенка, ребенок хорошая покупка
10) To be or not to be - Две пчелы или не две пчелы
11) I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь
12) Just in case - Только в портфеле
13) I will never give up - Меня никогда не тошнит
14) Oh, dear - Ах, олень.
15) I saw my honey today - Я пилил мой мед сегодня
16) I`m going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту
17) May God be with you - Майская хорошая пчелка с тобой
18) Finnish people - Конченые люди
19) Bad influence - Плохая простуда
20) Phone seller - Позвони продавцу
21) Good products - Бог на стороне уток
22) Let`s have a party - Давайте организуем партию
23) Watch out! - Посмотри снаружи!
24) I know his story well - Я знаю его исторический колодец
25) Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы продолжает
26) I`ve just seen your balance sheet - Видел я ваш баланс... так себе баланс
27) Let it be! - Давайте жрать пчелу!

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а у меня сегодня украли телефон...

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ведь было же хорошо...

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- Кто ты?
- Добрая фея...
- А почему с топором?
- Вот, видишь! Как мало ты знаешь про добрых фей...

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о как)))))

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Сумно.

Болить.

Хочеться ковтнути свіжого повітря і забути про все.

Хочется послухати щось сумне.

Хочется піти на концерт Бабкіна. Він та Сурганова мабуть єдині на даний момент, кого б я хотіли почути вживу. Бо сумно. А вони знають що це. Вони мені про це не раз співали.

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Блин, совсем забыла! Я ж себе вишлист создала. Ссылка вверху моего дневника. И не столько наверно ради того чтоб дарили мне все это, сколько ради того чтоб его создавать. Это так клево мечтать о чем-то, пусть даже о какой-то фигне )))

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THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS


Stage #1 -- Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You
know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who
will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course
the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for
hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an
interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking,
in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything
about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the
subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to
listen in.

Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in
the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at
perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been
admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all
eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the
face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can
talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects
under the sun.

Stage #3 -- Rich

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can
buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely
have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can
also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all, so you
will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much
money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also
begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you
because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the
face of the earth.

Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with
because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to
the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self
all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no
worry about losing this battle of wits because you know all, have all
the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might
erupt if he looses.

Stage #5 -- Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance
on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom
you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through
the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are
gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won't remember !

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Я ненавижу Аську 6.5!!! Представляете, в ней нельзя отправлять сообщения самому себе!!!!! Ну блин и для каких придурков она сделана??!! )))

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Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

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some kind of drums))

uploads.ungrounded.net/221000/221483_Play.swf

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I like it...

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I am an EVIL!!!!

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write to futureyou!

www.futureme.org/

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Dont you want your own punk-rock band, do you? Try!

www.addictinggames.com/punkomatic.html

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nice idea

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for Wild

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))

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quite interesting

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths